The Absurdity of Bible Quotes

The long form and narrative arc of literature allow for deep contemplation. The Bible is designed to be one of the masterpieces of that genre, with wide-ranging contemplations, hidden meanings, and a devout class of subjects who preach it.

What I want to point out is the abject stupidity of Bible quotes. Taking any text out of its context is meaningless.

So here is a test. Below are six quotes. Some are scripture and some are from KonoSuba, a comedy anime about a shut-in reincarnated into a fantasy world who mostly wants to be left alone. Each has been retouched.

Tell me which is which.